what girls look for in a guy

jean-bo-peep:

  • tall
  • dark
  • strong
  • works in a kitchen
  • wears an apron
  • dark as in dark grey
  • made of rock
  • radda radda
  • image

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

(Source: sandandglass)

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

thefrogman:

Buttersafe by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang [website | twitter]

[h/t: pleatedjeans]

(Source: pleatedjeans)

outofcontextdnd:

DM: Are you going to spend the round in a moral dilemma?
Illusionist: ….Yes.

(Source: scenicroutes)

kingofpervert:

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO ADD PHOTOS TO OTHER POSTS.

kingofpervert:

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO ADD PHOTOS TO OTHER POSTS.

pray4salvation:

ouyangdan:

georgetakei:

Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D

favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it

HA

pray4salvation:

ouyangdan:

georgetakei:

Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D

favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it

HA

(Source: sexhaver)

shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

image

(Source: ghastley)

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

image

(Source: andrewbelami)