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JOKES ON YOU IM AT HOME FOOL

FUCK YOU I’M COMING FOR YOU

YOU DONT KNOW WHERE I LIVE

I’LL FIND IT THERE IS AN ENTIRE ROOM OF YOUR FRIENDS LIKE 4 FEET FROM ME

JOKES ON YOU, I TOOK THE ENTIRE ROOM WITH ME

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then where the fuck did i get this pizza

Vivid hallucinations and access to your neighbor’s garbage cans.

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JOKES ON YOU IM AT HOME FOOL

FUCK YOU I’M COMING FOR YOU

YOU DONT KNOW WHERE I LIVE

I’LL FIND IT THERE IS AN ENTIRE ROOM OF YOUR FRIENDS LIKE 4 FEET FROM ME

JOKES ON YOU, I TOOK THE ENTIRE ROOM WITH ME

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JOKES ON YOU IM AT HOME FOOL

FUCK YOU I’M COMING FOR YOU

YOU DONT KNOW WHERE I LIVE

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WAS? I GOTCHA TEETH MARKS ON MY ARM FOOL. TWICE.

HEY MAN
HEY
HEY
I ALSO THREW YOU OFF A COUCH

DOES YOUR HATE AND AGGRESSION KNOW NO END?
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT HENRY GOES THROUGH

Also this weekend, accidentally bringing up the Five Nights at Freddy’s title screen on the flat screen, while tripping. One moment James and his awesome bug pals are solving problem through teamwork, the next I’m staring down Freddy Fozbear’s beady bloodshot eyes in HD.

I was almost really pissed that I have to wake up for class tomorrow, but then I remembered that tomorrow is Labor Day, so fuck yeah.

Also I watched the movie James and the Giant Peach and was very upset that in the end they didn’t say that everything turned out ‘peachy keen.’

irisnectar:

From the exhibit Drinking on the Job by Neck Face

caspiav:

glasmond:

musicpoetryandwritingislife:

nothingbuthighvibrations:

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trillxdeath:

scaredatbest:

Holy FUCK

THIS

lmfao 

What the hell….

Lmfao, this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL.

Thats the best shit ive seen on here in a long time

SOMEONE GIVE HER AN OSCAR

Rolemodel

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applebeveragesaur:

milkpunk:

Doge was just a reincarnation of Lolcats. Peasant was a reincarnation of n00b. Screwing up emoticons is essentially just newfag can’t triforce again. Memes are cyclical. The resurrection of Rickrolling coincided with the resurrection of other old memes like ironically liking Shrek. The return of old memes is merely part of the natural evolution, until one day the master meme will rise from the shadows.

and then all your base will belong to him

nprfreshair:


"Everybody said, ‘Oh you must’ve been on drugs when you made those movies.’ No! We weren’t on drugs when we made them. I was on on drugs when I thought them up and I was on drugs when we showed them, but I was never on drugs when we made them, because it was too hard.” 
- John Waters

Waters’ new book is called Carsick. It chronicles his hitchhiking journey across the country. 
Photo by Richard Burbridge, 2008 

nprfreshair:

"Everybody said, ‘Oh you must’ve been on drugs when you made those movies.’ No! We weren’t on drugs when we made them. I was on on drugs when I thought them up and I was on drugs when we showed them, but I was never on drugs when we made them, because it was too hard.” 

- John Waters

Waters’ new book is called Carsick. It chronicles his hitchhiking journey across the country. 

Photo by Richard Burbridge, 2008 

helpihavesexlexia:

"fuckboy"

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Today I’m gonna put on every piece of armor owned between everyone at the house
It’s gonna be great, hope my bones don’t snap

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