(Source: 2000ish)

dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

knightofash:

theartofmtg:

Magic 2014 Spoilers - Awaken the Ancient

Disregarding the fact this is an aura, jfc getting a 7/7 haste creature out in a red deck for four is amazing. I need two of these for my Gruul burn deck.

the mountain has haste

NO

I WANT IT

mediaite:

Joe Biden responds to second-grader with personal, handwritten note.

shutupaubrey:

break out the handcuffs girl we about to get 

wtffanfiction:

Fandom:  Bible

“das wen tings got verry sexaul. ADAm layd his gurl lilith on da bed an said ‘bby, r u redy?’

‘no’

dam gasped and crid very hrd ‘y u do dis to me, bby gurl?’

Lilith say: ‘I dun wan ta be on bottm. i a stong gurl and wnt to doinmate’

‘but I wnt to be dinomate’ adam crid evin hrder.

‘no’”

“dinomate”

“dinomate”

“DINOMATE”

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted