Bees? Bees. Bees!!!

THE AMITYVILLE TOASTER MAKES BREAKFAST SPOOKY SPOOKY TALKING TOASTER SPOOKY EATING TOAST yum yum...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:06:17 -0400

THE AMITYVILLE TOASTER

MAKES BREAKFAST SPOOKY

SPOOKY TALKING TOASTER

SPOOKY EATING TOAST

yum yum yum

human hand

IN A DRUNK BORED AND CARING MOOD SO IMMA TELL PEOPLE WHY THEYRE AWESOME aw shit watching orphan...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:00:09 -0400

IN A DRUNK BORED AND CARING MOOD SO IMMA TELL PEOPLE WHY THEYRE AWESOME

aw shit

watching orphan black and the main character’s daughter just got hit by a car

she moves a good 20-30 feet

this is why you dont trust cloned serial killers

…

you get no context

aaagh is it easier to endure my parents bitching and just not bother with the philosophy paper?...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:54:23 -0400

aaagh

is it easier to endure my parents bitching and just not bother with the philosophy paper? maybe ill just take an adderall tomorrpw morning and muscle through it

oh also named my computer Glyph after the little VI in mass effect 3 this guy he’s pretty...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:44:22 -0400

oh also named my computer Glyph

after the little VI in mass effect 3

this guy

he’s pretty awesome

at one point in the citadel dlc he lowers enemy morale by telling them statistically how long they have to live while you’re fighting them

he’s pretty baller

Just absolutely did NOT feel like doing that philosophy paper So much that I didnt even bother to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:14:17 -0400

Just absolutely did NOT feel like doing that philosophy paper

So much that I didnt even bother to bullshit it

SO, instead of that Imma continue drinking and watching Orphan Black on demand

Woooooooooo

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protearbender: It’s very simple. We kill the

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:35:51 -0400

protearbender:

It’s very simple.

We kill the

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:35:00 -0400

theminttu: Jumpin the Pokemon Fusion bandwagon. I’m afraid mine...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:28:19 -0400

theminttu:

Jumpin the Pokemon Fusion bandwagon. I’m afraid mine is a lot less cute than the ones I keep seeing on my dash

lekswinterisdyslexic: danplasmius: gender-ikari: harpyholidays...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:27:29 -0400

lekswinterisdyslexic:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity

2. Pretentiousness

3. Solipsism

4. Self-deceit

5. Herd conformity

6. Lack of perspective

7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies

8. Counterproductive pride

9. Lack of aesthetics

That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

kairisk: So I pokemon-fusioned and … the MAJESTY

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:19:16 -0400

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

sincerelyhapiness: (via TumbleOn)

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:17:56 -0400

sincerelyhapiness:

(via TumbleOn)

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:06:22 -0400

not-quite-ginger: hypoallergeniccannibals: not-quite-ginger: G...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:05:14 -0400

not-quite-ginger:

hypoallergeniccannibals:

not-quite-ginger:

Guys. This is my new boyfriend, Teddy. Isn’t he adorable?

He looks like a biter ;D

He’s pretty good with his tongue, too ;)

BITCH WATCHU DOIN RUNNIN AROUND WITH MY MAN!?!?

Every Episode of Young Justice

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:03:35 -0400

Batman: I SAID COVERT

chrssy: riding your man like

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:01:51 -0400

chrssy:

riding your man like